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NCLivingBrit
09-20-2010, 07:51 PM
I'm lovable. I'm mostly hygienic and have some of my own teeth. I even warn folks when my farts are going to strip the paint.....

Why can't I have endless adoration and lovvvvvvve?

Also, I'll give you $50 and a Jennings J22 for that M14.

cb4ushoot
09-20-2010, 07:55 PM
now see, this is funny, but I'm in the same group

NCLivingBrit
09-20-2010, 07:59 PM
Well then, pull up a stump and tell me everything about me that is awesome.

rantingredneck
09-20-2010, 08:00 PM
Well you see Brit, it started back around 1776.........

Silent Bob
09-20-2010, 08:18 PM
Well you see Brit, it started back around 1776.........

Oh damn......

NCLivingBrit
09-20-2010, 08:25 PM
Am I not to be judged for mine own sins, transgressions, obscenities, profanities and kludges?

Ask yourself this: who would be there shooting at Britgov right alongside you filthy savage bloody Colonials?

ME! That's who.

Paracord Joes
09-20-2010, 09:00 PM
Hey man....no hard times from me. Anyone that can keep a crowd laughing as much as you do....hell, I got your back, let's whip 'em if they mess with ya.

Paracord Joes
09-20-2010, 09:01 PM
Am I not to be judged for mine own sins, transgressions, obscenities, profanities and kludges?

Ask yourself this: who would be there shooting at Britgov right alongside you filthy savage bloody Colonials?

ME! That's who.

That 'cause we hold your immigration card.....LOL :w00t:

NCLivingBrit
09-20-2010, 09:02 PM
Hey man....no hard times from me. Anyone that can keep a crowd laughing as much as you do....hell, I got your back, let's whip 'em if they mess with ya.

Whip em if they don't, they'll likely deserve it at some point.


That 'cause we hold your immigration card.....LOL :w00t:


Well, that and my countrymen are running a way higher percentage of useless ****stains than I generally meet here. The "subject" culture is really starting to stick back home....

bennnn
09-20-2010, 09:22 PM
Well , you better get a dang permit before I give you a hard time..

Know what I'm sayin?

NCLivingBrit
09-20-2010, 09:26 PM
Well , you better get a dang permit before I give you a hard time..

Know what I'm sayin?

Thought that was long gone mate, long gone.

Crazy Carl
09-20-2010, 10:11 PM
I'm lovable. I'm mostly hygienic and have some of my own teeth. I even warn folks when my farts are going to strip the paint.....

Why can't I have endless adoration and lovvvvvvve?

Also, I'll give you $50 and a Jennings J22 for that M14.

Bah. You know yer okay in my book :cool:

bennnn
09-20-2010, 11:08 PM
Yeah, I just wanted to poke yer ribs old man.

dirtydirtysouf
09-21-2010, 06:27 AM
fat people should be rounded up and shot

rantingredneck
09-21-2010, 06:36 AM
Am I not to be judged for mine own sins, transgressions, obscenities, profanities and kludges?

Ask yourself this: who would be there shooting at Britgov right alongside you filthy savage bloody Colonials?

ME! That's who.

I know you would, I was just giving you your daily rasher of chit.

Zero
09-21-2010, 11:12 AM
fat people should be rounded up and shot

Where are you and I going to be in the line?

Ricky Bowers
09-21-2010, 11:23 AM
hey brit we might have to call you on that if we end up having another revolution here in the near future, it aint looking good from this neck of the woods. I am in shape because round is a shape also.

dirtydirtysouf
09-21-2010, 12:34 PM
Where are you and I going to be in the line?

near the end

Crazy Carl
09-21-2010, 03:19 PM
Hey! I have the body of a god.

Buddha :biggrin:

NCLivingBrit
09-21-2010, 03:34 PM
Hey! I have the body of a god.

Buddha :biggrin:

I would said Cthulu ;)

Crazy Carl
09-21-2010, 04:00 PM
I would said Cthulu ;)

For me, or you? Both? lol....

http://www.entertainmentearth.com/images/AUTOIMAGES/PFHPL01lg.jpg

NCLivingBrit
09-21-2010, 04:33 PM
Yes.

Crazy Carl
09-21-2010, 04:36 PM
LOL....

dirtydirtysouf
09-22-2010, 12:06 PM
and you brits have bad teeth

http://bp0.blogger.com/_ojZlmnaXmGE/R1TIRs7I06I/AAAAAAAAAXg/-rI_xyoyREI/s1600-R/cusl01_hitchens0712.jpg

NCLivingBrit
09-22-2010, 11:37 PM
Google meth mouth, you'll see much worse here :)