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I told Shelton I was sure I'd regret my hall pass to get in here.

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haha.............and the first Humidor thread you post in is about blowouts.
 
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This video has terrible resolution..... But I think it fits nicely with Brian's thread here. lol!

Had a party at my buddy's house a few weekends ago. First time he had his new gf really exposed to all of us, which is quite an experience. The next morning right before I left, I went to his bathroom and let fly. He called me an hour later and cussed me because he had went after me but the toilet was stopped up and his gf was there and the whole house was messed up lol
 
The rumblings are strong after leg/ab day at the gym. Rumbles and thunderous farts. Add in a protein shake and the smell is enough to peel paint.

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My 18 year old was complaining about the breakfast I fix him EVERY DANG DAY, which apparently gives him gas.

I told him my memories of dating when I was his age, and holding farts for a two hour movie, then dinner at Pizza Hut. It was like releasing a pressure relief valve on a commercial air compressor right after I'd drop the GF off at her house.
 
I warned ya...........don't try this at home:

 

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I'm out for the night..........you guys give me nightmares. ;joint
 
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Uhhhhm, anyone remember me crapping the bed.........twice, when I had that horrible bug.


And then a year later I had the bleeding ass.

I see your rumblings and raise you infinity.


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Uhhhhm, anyone remember me crapping the bed.........twice, when I had that horrible bug.

And then a year later I had the bleeding ass.

I see your rumblings and raise you infinity.

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I been telling you for years if you keep abusing your asshole like that it ain't gonna work right anymore....

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One Friday night I was home alone as the wife went to her mother' s I was a real pig.

For dinner I had a few baked potatos with sour cream, next cource was a pound of blue cheese, and a six pack of dark beer.

Was not a problem till about 2am. My gut made so much noise it work up my wife. She woke me up . I think I craped out half my guts.

The smell could make a dog gag.

Blue cheese any one?
 
One Friday night I was home alone as the wife went to her mother' s I was a real pig.

For dinner I had a few baked potatos with sour cream, next cource was a pound of blue cheese, and a six pack of dark beer.

Was not a problem till about 2am. My gut made so much noise it work up my wife. She woke me up . I think I craped out half my guts.

The smell could make a dog gag.

Blue cheese any one?
Good lord. Do you weigh 300 lbs. That's more calories than I consume in 2 days.
 
I'm glad you can't send smells over the Internet. This thread would reek of ass.


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