People are so demented.
This country is in for a rough time.

 

The ergonomics are probably better on the dildos...

 

...than a Glock.

 

You can carry your dildos , just like the CCW students carry their Glocks. Concealed. Im sure none (99.9%) of those dipshits even know that they are sitting beside a CCW holder. If you wanna make a point, compare Apples to Apples. idiots. But then we cant make Facebook statements of how we are opposed to what is going on unless we change the issue to suit us.

 

You can carry your dildos , just like the CCW students carry their Glocks. Concealed. .

I only carry my didlo's concealed.

 

On the bright side...maybe some of them will get some use out of them, lighten up a bit, and realize that carrying a gun really isn't that big a deal.

 

Imagine trying to mug someone, and they whip out a giant dildo. I'm no mugger, but I would get the hell out of there quick.

 

 

I am unsure how a dido will save your life?

I will keep packing my iron.

Can I get the group to send one to my ex with love?

 

Hey! At least now they can all go and F*** themselves.

 

Dammit!!! Stole my line...

 

They gonna conceal those appendix or SOB?

 

I'm thinking prison wallet.

 

So is a two headed dildo considered an assault dildo? And do you need a permit for it if it's got more than one head?


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That depends on what the length is and whether or not it has the thing that goes up...

 

Lmao

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Someone is sure to get screwed from this deal

 

You could do the same thing with a Glock as you could the dildo, but I don't recommend it....

 

Here at CEDDE we regret that we don't vett our clientele more thoroughly.
We had no idea what the large order of dildos we sent to Texas last week would be used for. Had we known it was an anti gun group we would not have sold them.

 

It's ok guys....Chad was 1st in line and got 4499 of them! LOL

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They had a limit of 1 per hole so I only got 7.

 

Below 16 inches it is considered a "pisser" Therefore it requires a stamp.

 

I can only conceal 10 inches so I think only 10 and under requires a stamp.

 

I'm not far out of college, I know exactly the type of people that do this shit. It's literally just people trying to offend the stereotypical right-winger by being a stereotypical liberal college dingbat... when the majority of active campus carry supporters are other college students.

Growing up can be hard.

 

I'd expect students at 'texas university' to attempt to smoke the dildos.

But [sarc] seriously [/sarc], the legal issue is probably one of "round capacity" as much as length.

 

My worry is just how many of these dildos fell into the wrong hands? Those who intend on using them for sexual pleasure and whatnot? There should have been more rules in place to prevent that sorta thing !

I'll ask our resident expert !

@chad, what are the rules governing "back packing" a dildo in public ?

 

If you asked the wrong Chad, that makes this hilarious.

 

So, will the students have to holster and unholster their dildos before they go into eateries? Are there laws about which holster a woperson should use when carrying their dildo? Centerline forward or centerline rear carry? Does the color of the dildo signify anything, so the Pink Dildos are like the Pink Pistols?

Can I go to my safe place now? I know its my safe place cause there are safes there!

 

Anyone else find it kinda funny that these same people toting these dildos are quite possibly the same Bernie Sanders type supporters who screamed and cried over the rising cost of education...yet they have the extra cash to buy 4,500 sex toys "just to make a point"?

Shenanigans I say.

 

The same ones that can't afford birth control so they have to get abortions?

 

Fucking sexists leftists. Where the Fleshlights?

 

The little idiots better be glad that the 5th Circuit Court overturned Texas's ban on sex toy sales in 2008...

 

I think it's a great idea. In a active shooter situation if you not armed with a firearm then your f#%ked anyway. Now you can started early.

 

this is genius

https://www.thetruthaboutguns.com/2...utguns.com/2016/08/daniel-zimmerman/ut-students-concealed-carry-embrace-dildos/

 

"Anti-gun students believe their personal safety is at risk if campus carry is enforced," The College Fix's Peter Maxwell wrote. "They are pursuing relief with sex toys."


Yeah, cause nothing says, "I'm against concealed carry of handguns on campus" like 4500 rubber dicks.

Geez.

 

They're just "pursuing relief." They'll get to the protests later...