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A Conversation With My Wife This Morning

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#1 ·
This is not made up, it happened this morning. How in the hell I have been married for 16 years surprises me on occasion.


Her: I've got a question.

Me: 6 inches.

Her: Yeah cuz that never gets old.

Me: well stop setting me up for it.

Her: Fine. Now, you know my friend Sarah?

Me: Who? I don't remember her.

Her: The cute redhead that was at the BBQ.

Me: The answer is yes. Yes we can have a threesome with her.

And that's when the fight started.
 
#3 ·
Nice. People that don't know you, probably assume it's a joke, and not from you personal stenographer.

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#4 ·
Nice. People that don't know you, probably assume it's a joke, and not from you personal stenographer.

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Yeah. You guys know I talk that way all the time. It really wasn't a fight she just threw a pillow at me and laughed.
 
#5 ·
Isn't throwing any object at another person considered consent once you drive onto your property? I vaguely seem to recall that from the 7 page waiver for attending your cookouts.

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#7 ·
I told my wife that I would like to "hit" her mom, up till she turned 65 or so.
Rack from hell and still looks good for her age. :)
Always got me the fart face, I thought it was a compliment.
 
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#13 ·
Tell Sarah the answer is 6.5" (I'm a chronic one upper when it comes to women or the gym.)

Unless that is sarah in the above pic. In that case I need tequila, 10w-30, an apple and some twine.

And these boots:

 

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#14 ·
Since I am very familiar with the genetic anomaly that is ginger, there's no way a 3-way with one will end with your survival. They don't tolerate competition well :D
 
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#18 ·
^ My eyes, my eyes....

So that's a negative on that sandwich? If it's a positive, I want to see you wash your hands..
I am going to have a get together And just make a ton of sandwiches instead of traditional bbq food. Since that's all folks seem to want here.
I always have good hand hygiene!

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#23 ·
You leave gingers alone!
Unfortunately, if I leave mine alone she will take that til death do we part thing seriously....just the nature of the beast :D
 
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#24 ·
There has to be some award for posting something so vile and repulsive that chdamn took it down in under 30 minutes.

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The funny thing is I found that pic about a month ago and have texted it to damn near everyone in my phone book.

But pics showing penetration of any kind are verboten. Had to be removed. Although it was hard to do so shaking with laughter like I was.
 
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