This is not made up, it happened this morning. How in the hell I have been married for 16 years surprises me on occasion.
Her: I've got a question.
Me: 6 inches.
Her: Yeah cuz that never gets old.
Me: well stop setting me up for it.
Her: Fine. Now, you know my friend Sarah?
Me: Who? I don't remember her.
Her: The cute redhead that was at the BBQ.
Me: The answer is yes. Yes we can have a threesome with her.
And that's when the fight started.
Her: I've got a question.
Me: 6 inches.
Her: Yeah cuz that never gets old.
Me: well stop setting me up for it.
Her: Fine. Now, you know my friend Sarah?
Me: Who? I don't remember her.
Her: The cute redhead that was at the BBQ.
Me: The answer is yes. Yes we can have a threesome with her.
And that's when the fight started.