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bored retired person

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  1. Scari

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    Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.
    Well, for example, the other day I went downtown and into a shop. I was only there for about 5 minutes, and when I came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
    I said to him, 'Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break'? He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
    I called him a 'Nazi.' He glared at me and wrote another ticket for having worn tires.
    So I called him a 'doughnut eating Gestapo.' He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
    Then he wrote a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him the more tickets he wrote.
    Personally, I didn't care. I came downtown on the bus, and the car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said, 'I ♥ Obama.' I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important to my health.
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  2. BurnedOutGeek

    BurnedOutGeek SlayerNut - RIP

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    HAHAHAHA, Author unknown my arse, that was GW Bush telling that story. So there, its true. Its Bush's fault
     
  4. whiteboy

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    Hilarious
     
  5. Luke Cage

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    Heard it before but still funny.
     
  6. Chris B

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    HIlarious!
     
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    lol.....
     
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    Lol will pass that on. Pretty funny, thanks!

    Sent from an HTC mobile device....
     
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