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How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
Marry It!

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side.

Why is the space between a woman's
breasts and her hips called a waist?
Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there..

How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
Put a nipple on it.

Why do women fake orgasms ?
Because they think men care.

What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, she's been told twice already.

If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag
at you, what have you done wrong?
Made her chain too long

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine
will probably never be able to support you.

Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows
them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough
to build up the required pressure.

If your dog is barking at the back door
and your wife is yelling at the front door,
who do you let in first ?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
a woman's sex drive by 90%..
It's called a Wedding Cake.

Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
 

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I can't believe you posted it either , lol . Some of those are new ones for me, and all are hilarious !
 

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LOL! Some of those are new to me; I'll definitely be borrowing them.
 
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