And you call me Shrek.
Those look green to me.

 

And you call me Shrek.
Those look green to me.

Black and blue actually, but they'll be green and yellow in about a week.

 

Ouch

 

Darn old man, better put those glasses on so the bricks don't jump out in front of you again


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Amputate...it's the only way to be shre


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Bill Cosby did a routine about this years ago. He said one night he got up in the dark to go to the bathroom and his eyeballs said to his brain, "No problem, we got this. No need to turn on the lights."
...while the toes were screaming, "PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE TURN ON THE LIGHTS!!!"

 

I wonder if this was after he drank the wrong cappuccino

 

Ouch

I've done that once or twice

 

jesus. Did you like try t0 punt the hearth out in the yard?

 

Did you like try t0 punt the hearth out in the yard?

The hearth punted me from the den, through the kitchen, into the laundry room.

 

No need trying to put a shoe on that for two or three days.

 

Are you kidding? I've got a pair on now, and I'll be sleeping in them. I'm taking no chances at the 2AM trip to the john. lol

Any damage to the hearth?

Walking barefoot in the home taught me a lesson: Stepping on Tonka trucks, building blocks, matchbox cars, etc., helped me understand that my 15EEE dawgs could not withstand their combined wrath at 2 am in a dark room. Also, nothing like hitting a bed foot board or the bottom of a dresser head on with your toes to bring out a tune from your lips too.

Seriously, hope that you do not have a fracture or other lasting effects from this fieldgrade. I'm sure that was painful.

You didn't mention the worst of the footsy four letter words.

LEGO

 

Damn, that's an ugly foot

 

I know....then he went and mangled it!

 

Any damage to the hearth?

Walking barefoot in the home taught me a lesson: Stepping on Tonka trucks, building blocks, matchbox cars, etc., helped me understand that my 15EEE dawgs could not withstand their combined wrath at 2 am in a dark room. Also, nothing like hitting a bed foot board or the bottom of a dresser head on with your toes to bring out a tune from your lips too.

Seriously, hope that you do not have a fracture or other lasting effects from this fieldgrade. I'm sure that was painful.

 

Well when it's time it's time. Sending you our rubber plush baby guard stick-on safety strips.

Hope your foot is okay FG. That looks painful....

 

The LEGO factory is owned by Satan and a legion of demons.

 

This is true and apparently I have been funding their diabolical activities for a decade or so.

Evil, evil creation.....

 

And you people remarked about my 'ugly' feet poolside at HHI.

It looks painful!

-R

 

I'm sure that LEGOs are even banned for humanitarian reasons by the Basic Rules of the Geneva Convention. They have to have something hidden in there about LEGOs.

http://www.geneva-academy.ch/RULAC/...RC-Basic-Rules-in-the-1949-Geneva-Conventions-and-1977-Additional-Protocols.pdf

 

I was actually in the middle of tracking down a plumbing leak in the kitchen. Not even sure why I was walking through the den. I screamed "ouch" really, really, really loud, hopped around on one foot for a minute, and went back to fixing the leak.

 

Inquiring minds want to know which exact words preceded and followed "Ouch". Now confess.

 

The little piggy that goes wee wee wee all the way home...is broke.

 

It happened before I drove out to Pittsboro last night. Didn't really start aching till today.

 

I remember growing up I had a set of "jacks" that you would bounce the ball and pick up. Well, I left some of them out in the middle of the living room and my dad found not one but 2 of them. He screamed and hollered woke the whole house up. They were banned after that night.

 

Guarantee if someone steps on your foot it will be that toe.


I think a pile of roofing nails in the floor would be better than legos! Those things were designed by satin.

 

Good Lord....Were you going for a person best? Looks like you were practicing your place kicking.

 

I have done that myself brother. The door casing going into my bathroom has done it several times when stumbling to the bathroom in the middle of the night.

 

I busted mine on my bed post once. Luckily not even close to that bad.

 

Dayum.... I've broken a few toes, but THAT is a doozy. Hopefully it heals soon.

 

Walk it off.

I broke the toe next to the big toe on my left foot in a dirt bike incident back in the 1900's. I swole up bigger than the big toe and was a real pretty shade of purple. It looked like a small eggplant.

 

Walk it off.

I broke the toe next to the big toe on my left foot in a dirt bike incident back in the 1900's. I swole up bigger than the big toe and was a real pretty shade of purple. It looked like a small eggplant.

I remember that.

 

I saw what you did there fieldgrade.

 

@fieldgrade , brother I hope that gets better soon.