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5.4K views 57 replies 32 participants last post by  Qball50  
#1 ·
My wife will soon kill me. I couldn't help it. I couldn't. I wanted one of these and I wanted to get one before some crazy ban forbids me to. I already have a very nice scope for it and a couple of boxes of ammo, because I have been planning on getting one for quite some time. I finally couldn't resist the urge so I just ordered it a few minutes ago.

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#7 ·
Is that for the golf ball bandits? LOL I'd love to have something like that but don't have anywhere to shoot it to it's potential.

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#8 ·
Thats worth taking one for.
Amen, Joker. Amen.

Qball,
Do what I do. Once you get it, put it in the safe. Don't take it out unless your certain she won't catch you. Shoot it and don't clean it very well. After a year, feel free to casually take it out whenever she's around and if she questions you just play it off like this:

Her: Where did that come from?

You: What? This? It was in the safe - been in there for a while. Why?

Her: I ain't never seen it before....

You: I've had this for a long time. Needs a good cleaning. I thought about selling it, but I thought I might keep it to tinker on.

Her: You sure you've had that?

You: Yeah. Of course. You can tell it's been used - just look at the carbon build up.

Her: Oh.... well....OK.

If they can do it on shoes, clothes and pocket books, we should at least be able to get by on a gun or two. ;sofa
 
#11 ·
If she doesn't kill you over the rifle, she'll definitely kick you in the nuts if she catches you drooling while ogling the T&A pics I've posted.
 
#14 ·
Amen, Joker. Amen.

Qball,
Do what I do. Once you get it, put it in the safe. Don't take it out unless your certain she won't catch you. Shoot it and don't clean it very well. After a year, feel free to casually take it out whenever she's around and if she questions you just play it off like this:

Her: Where did that come from?

You: What? This? It was in the safe - been in there for a while. Why?

Her: I ain't never seen it before....

You: I've had this for a long time. Needs a good cleaning. I thought about selling it, but I thought I might keep it to tinker on.

Her: You sure you've had that?

You: Yeah. Of course. You can tell it's been used - just look at the carbon build up.

Her: Oh.... well....OK.

If they can do it on shoes, clothes and pocket books, we should at least be able to get by on a gun or two. ;sofa
Jeez, shrek....
You got my house bugged? That is damn near word for word the annual discussion at my house. AR build #4 is about to be revealed! :p

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#16 ·
Yeah, I just told the fiancee after a long night of work last night (pastry chef at a nice hotel), that I had bought another rifle... went over a little better than I expected as she didn't go get one of the others and come after me :). Now I gotta bust my butt to cover all the costs before the credit card bill shows up! Damn.
 
#17 ·
Amen, Joker. Amen.

Qball,
Do what I do. Once you get it, put it in the safe. Don't take it out unless your certain she won't catch you. Shoot it and don't clean it very well. After a year, feel free to casually take it out whenever she's around and if she questions you just play it off like this:

Her: Where did that come from?

You: What? This? It was in the safe - been in there for a while. Why?

Her: I ain't never seen it before....

You: I've had this for a long time. Needs a good cleaning. I thought about selling it, but I thought I might keep it to tinker on.

Her: You sure you've had that?

You: Yeah. Of course. You can tell it's been used - just look at the carbon build up.

Her: Oh.... well....OK.

If they can do it on shoes, clothes and pocket books, we should at least be able to get by on a gun or two. ;sofa
LMAO,, Thats the same conversation I have.
 
#18 ·
Amen, Joker. Amen.

Qball,
Do what I do. Once you get it, put it in the safe. Don't take it out unless your certain she won't catch you. Shoot it and don't clean it very well. After a year, feel free to casually take it out whenever she's around and if she questions you just play it off like this:

Her: Where did that come from?

You: What? This? It was in the safe - been in there for a while. Why?

Her: I ain't never seen it before....

You: I've had this for a long time. Needs a good cleaning. I thought about selling it, but I thought I might keep it to tinker on.

Her: You sure you've had that?

You: Yeah. Of course. You can tell it's been used - just look at the carbon build up.

Her: Oh.... well....OK.

If they can do it on shoes, clothes and pocket books, we should at least be able to get by on a gun or two. ;sofa
Nice!
 
#20 ·
amen, joker. Amen.

Qball,
do what i do. Once you get it, put it in the safe. Don't take it out unless your certain she won't catch you. Shoot it and don't clean it very well. After a year, feel free to casually take it out whenever she's around and if she questions you just play it off like this:

Her: Where did that come from?

You: What? This? It was in the safe - been in there for a while. Why?

Her: I ain't never seen it before....

You: I've had this for a long time. Needs a good cleaning. I thought about selling it, but i thought i might keep it to tinker on.

Her: You sure you've had that?

You: Yeah. Of course. You can tell it's been used - just look at the carbon build up.

Her: Oh.... Well....ok.

If they can do it on shoes, clothes and pocket books, we should at least be able to get by on a gun or two. ;sofa
lol :)
 
#25 ·
LOL, great thread, wish mine was that easy, I have a feeling I am going to have to buy my wife a Ed Brown 1911 in the near future to make up for my 308 build.

Have you told her how much a good scope that can live up to that rifle is going to cost, figuring north of $3k for one able to see clearly out to 2000 meters.