Thats worth taking one for.
Amen, Joker. Amen.
Qball,
Do what I do. Once you get it, put it in the safe. Don't take it out unless your certain she won't catch you. Shoot it and don't clean it very well. After a year, feel free to casually take it out whenever she's around and if she questions you just play it off like this:
Her: Where did that come from?
You: What? This? It was in the safe - been in there for a while. Why?
Her: I ain't never seen it before....
You: I've had this for a long time. Needs a good cleaning. I thought about selling it, but I thought I might keep it to tinker on.
Her: You sure you've had that?
You: Yeah. Of course. You can tell it's been used - just look at the carbon build up.
Her: Oh.... well....OK.
If they can do it on shoes, clothes and pocket books, we should at least be able to get by on a gun or two. ;sofa