haha...oops

 

Yeah I think I would stay in rehab a bit longer.

 

This reminds me of that '80's song, "Funky Cold Medina".

 

Must be sure the girl is pure for the Funky Cold Medina !!!! LOL

 

Lola..... L....o...l....a.... ola.

 

If she was born intersex with partially male and partially female genitalia, then its incorrect to say she was born "a boy" because she wasn't. She may have been given a boy name, but that is all. Its normal for folks who are born intersex to have surgery and hormone therapy to assign them to either one or the other gender. Intersex is a very rare birth defect and comes with a whole host of health problems if not treated.

 

Glad I'm NOT Michael Phelps today........ or tomorrow.....

 

Or Ever !!!

 

Or yesterday!

 

Notice the last statement in the original post which contradicts the second statement in bold. In her early twenties the male genitalia were removed. Now, I don't know how well, such surgeries are performed, but is it reasonable to think that Micheal assumed she was female, fell in love with a female, and when he found out the truth decided that she was female "enough" and that love was enough to deal with the other issues?

 

"No, no, Mikey! It's just my clitoris is really big!"

 

Everyone of you would try to hit it.

 

With a baseball bat.

 

 

All right enough of this hearsay, I want proof!

 

Cyborg pussy. Bet it's fuckin' perfect . . .

 

Don't knock it till you try it

 

Amazing how attractive a guy can look.

I'll never forget the night my buddy left the bar with what we both thought was a knock-out good looking girl. He had that smug "I'm taking her home with me" look on his face too. 15 minutes later he was back, and I'll never forget the look on his face.

 

... and I'll never forget the look on his face.

 

1. why would Phelps date a 41yr old woman, much less this one?
2. where are the pics of them together?

 

Exactly, she/he's not pretty at all. Phelps is a big name. he has hot ass that's 18 and up thrown at him all day long. Why would he go there?

 

 

Looks like they put it's dick where it's nose should be.

 

Is that sausage in your pocket or are you just glad to see me!?

 

Pass. Too skinny

 

Michael Phelps, despite his "fame", looks pretty much like a troll himself so I'm not really surprised his "girl"friend, to quote Austin Powers:

 

But bro, she campaigns for gender equality. That's what he is really interested in. A woman that does something. There is no proof that they have even ever met each other.

I grew up swimming. I have swam with many people who have swam with Michael Phelps. The majority of the girls I swam with would have banged his brains out just because he was the fastest mother around. Ricky Berens from Charlotte, swam on the gold medal relay team, could have scored more pussy than a cat shelter. It's truly unbelievable the bro to hoe ratio in swimming. For every bro there are 10 hoes. (I mean the terms in complete jest. I would never consider a single girl I swam with growing up a hoe, they are amazing women.) And the physique of these women. Oh my jeeebus. No wonder I am let down so much these days at some girls I look at.

I need to digitally scan some of the pictures from me back in the day. Show you what a funny looking kid I was. (As if I'm not funny enough looking now.)

Michael could literally slam any girl at a regional swim meet, their mother's, sisters, and probably grand mothers. Why he would choose this thing is beyond me. She is most definitely not good looking.

 

But bro, she campaigns for gender equality. That's what he is really interested in. A woman that does something. There is no proof that they have even ever met each other.

I grew up swimming. I have swam with many people who have swam with Michael Phelps. The majority of the girls I swam with would have banged his brains out just because he was the fastest mother around. Ricky Berens from Charlotte, swam on the gold medal relay team, could have scored more pussy than a cat shelter. It's truly unbelievable the bro to hoe ratio in swimming. For every bro there are 10 hoes. (I mean the terms in complete jest. I would never consider a single girl I swam with growing up a hoe, they are amazing women.) And the physique of these women. Oh my jeeebus. No wonder I am let down so much these days at some girls I look at.

I need to digitally scan some of the pictures from me back in the day. Show you what a funny looking kid I was. (As if I'm not funny enough looking now.)

Michael could literally slam any girl at a regional swim meet, their mother's, sisters, and probably grand mothers. Why he would choose this thing is beyond me. She is most definitely not good looking.

Hers is bigger than his and he likes that?