So many here...

-R

 

Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow you head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?

 

Mayor: Callahan, I don't want anymore trouble like you had in the Fillmore district. Understand? That's my policy.
Harry Callahan: Yeah, well when an adult male chases a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard. That's my policy.
Mayor: Intent? How did you establish that?
Harry Callahan: When a naked man chases a woman in alley with a butcher knife, and a hard-on, I take it he's collecting for the Blue Cross.

 

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!

 

You're gonna need a bigger boat.

 

Well, The world needs ditch diggers too.

 

Go ahead, make my day...

 

I'll be back...

 

one I've been using on my kids lately...

"Why are you arguing what's already been decided?" - Mal, Serenity/Firefly

 

I use this one from Dead Like Me on the wife.

"You are what I call a constipator. You disturb my shit."

 

You are beginning to damage my calm

 

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light?

 

"i wish Cotton was a monkey"

 

I may be going straight to hell for political correctness, but that made me laugh harder than anything in a long time. Little Rascals was still on TV after school when I was a kid.

 

Harvey Dent: You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain. - The Dark Knight

Bane: Home, where I learned the truth about despair, as will you. There's a reason why this prison is the worst hell on earth... Hope. Every man who has ventured here over the centuries has looked up to the light and imagined climbing to freedom. So easy... So simple... And like shipwrecked men turning to sea water from uncontrollable thirst, many have died trying. I learned here that there can be no true despair without hope. So, as I terrorize Gotham, I will feed its people hope to poison their souls. I will let them believe they can survive so that you can watch them clamoring over each other to "stay in the sun." You can watch me torture an entire city and when you have truly understood the depth of your failure, we will fulfill Ra's al Ghul's destiny... We will destroy Gotham and then, when it is done and Gotham is ashes, then you have my permission to die - The Dark Knight Rises

Ray: A lot of midgets tend to kill themselves. A disproportionate amount, actually. Hervé Villechaize off of Fantasy Island. I think somebody from the Time Bandits did. I suppose they must get really sad about like... being really little and that... people looking at them, laughing at them, calling them names. You know, "short arse". There's another famous midget. I miss him but I can't remember. It's not the R2D2 man; no, he's still going. I hope your midget doesn't kill himself. Your dream sequence will be fucked. - In Bruges

 

"A man's gotta know his limitations...." Dirty Harry

"Excuse me while I whip this out..." Blazing Saddles

And most of A Few Good Men......

 

"What color is the boathouse in Hereford?" Ronin

And most of any Austin Powers movies......

 

Well here`s something you won`t like, Private Snowball! They don`t serve fried chicken and watermelon down in the mess hall every day!

 

Well it looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress! I think you've been cheated!

You climb like old people fuck private pile!

Gunnery Sgt. Hartman: Where are you from, anyway?
Pvt. Cowboy: SIR, TEXAS, SIR!
Gunnery Sgt. Hartman: TEXAS? Holy dogshit! Only steers and queers come from texas!! And you don't much look like a steer to me so that kind of narrows it down. Do you suck dick?
Pvt. Cowboy: SIR, NO, SIR!
Gunnery Sgt. Hartman: I BET YOU'RE THE KIND OF GUY WHO'D FUCK A MAN IN THE ASS AND NOT HAVE THE COMMON COURTESY TO GIVE HIM A REACH-AROUND.

 

"Anyone who doesn't want to get killed better leave on out the back."
-William Munny

 

Gunnery Sgt. Hartman: How tall are you, private?
Pvt. Cowboy: Sir, five-foot-nine, sir.
Gunnery Sgt. Hartman: Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked shit that high!

 

The first one's easy but see if you know the next two.



"Badges? We don't need no stinkin badges."

"I' GOT NOWHERE ELSE TO GO."

"You've got me . . . who's got YOU?

 

The first one's easy but see if you know the next two.

"Badges? We don't need no stinkin badges."

"I' GOT NOWHERE ELSE TO GO."

"You've got me . . . who's got YOU?

That would be candidate mayonaise to lou gosset jr officer and a gentleman
Last one lois lane margot kidder to superman christophher reeves

 

Does this mean we're not friends any more?

 

"You ghostin us motha fu@#a. You give our position one mo time, I'll bleed you....real quiet....leavya here.....GOT THAT?"

 

English, motherrucker, do you speak it? (change due to granny may read this)

and

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon you."

 

That's a tasty burger.

 

What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach. So you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants it. Well, he gets it. I don't like it any more than you men.

 

"Now go do
that voodoo
that you do
soooo well"