Jackie goes up to Father O'Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she's in tears.
"So what's bothering you, Jackie my dear?" asks Father O'Grady.
"Oh, Father," she says, "I've got terrible news. My husband passed away last night."
"Oh, Jackie, that's terrible," says the priest. "Tell me, did he have any last requests?"
"That he did, Father..."
"What did he ask, Jackie?"
"Zero said, 'Please Jackie, put down that gun'!"
"So what's bothering you, Jackie my dear?" asks Father O'Grady.
"Oh, Father," she says, "I've got terrible news. My husband passed away last night."
"Oh, Jackie, that's terrible," says the priest. "Tell me, did he have any last requests?"
"That he did, Father..."
"What did he ask, Jackie?"
"Zero said, 'Please Jackie, put down that gun'!"
