[B00GER]

pfft. You can't even master Venusian. How would you ever communicate with the Centauris??

Everyone speaks 12 gauge....right?

 

[B00GER]

Be advised...there may well be gravitational differences on Centauri that make your all-mighty 12ga look like a woman trying to spit past her bottom lip.

A risk I'm willing to take captain.

 

[B00GER]

Who wouldn't like to go on vacation and return to a Obama administration that lived only in history? If only you could have left 8 years earlier and extended the vacation you could have avoided dumba$$ Bush as well!

But...what if you return to a world that may or may not have survived a Hillary presidency...your landing crew may be manned by $300 an hour immigrants who qualified for a government job because they turned in their employers guns, but otherwise can't read or write in English much less do the mathematical equations you require for hitting your reentry window, and when you explode the accident will be blamed on Bush era flight controls that weren't inclusive of Spanglish.

 

[B00GER]

You...get a red shirt.

I would look horrible in a star fleet uniform...like a hotdog that's been in the microwave for too long and split all apart.

 

[B00GER]

Well that took the solar wind right out of my solar sails.

Just looking out for a fellow red shirt.