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Wolf said:
That hurt watching it and I don't even have a set!

Although! I used to date a guy who lost one jumping a fence after a previous girlfriend's father walked in on them. He never did shake the nick name "One Nut."
wow, worst i ever did was drop my wallet on the kitchen floor while running from an angry father. didnt help when he showed up at my parents house at 10 pm and started yelling at me... man mom was pissed... dad was kinda proud though 8)
 
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mekender said:
Wolf said:
That hurt watching it and I don't even have a set!

Although! I used to date a guy who lost one jumping a fence after a previous girlfriend's father walked in on them. He never did shake the nick name "One Nut."
wow, worst i ever did was drop my wallet on the kitchen floor while running from an angry father. didnt help when he showed up at my parents house at 10 pm and started yelling at me... man mom was pissed... dad was kinda proud though 8)
Wow, most of the time ya gotta pay BEFORE the "transaction", not on the way out! :p
 
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GOVT1911 said:
mekender said:
Wolf said:
That hurt watching it and I don't even have a set!

Although! I used to date a guy who lost one jumping a fence after a previous girlfriend's father walked in on them. He never did shake the nick name "One Nut."
wow, worst i ever did was drop my wallet on the kitchen floor while running from an angry father. didnt help when he showed up at my parents house at 10 pm and started yelling at me... man mom was pissed... dad was kinda proud though 8)
Wow, most of the time ya gotta pay BEFORE the "transaction", not on the way out! :p
Burrnnnn

Ok, my turn. Not about me, but I was there when it happened. I wasa bit young, me and my sisters were at the sitter house during summer break. We heard alot of yelling and shouting next door. We all walked out the back door and saw what was going on. This kid who was about 18 or so, typical small town scum was in the middle of going through the neighbors house when the neighbor came home. We came outside to see the kid sprinting out the back door headed the fence with the neighbor right behind him. He hits the back 6' privacy fence and about scales it when the neighbor grabs him by the leg. The kid his half way over the fence and thrashes his leg loose and falls over the other side. The problem is that there is a small bicycle sitting on the other side of the fence. The kid lands on the bike butt first. But as all children do, the bicycle was laying on it's side, kickstand up. The kid lands on it butt first, thus inserting the kickstand at a bad angle where it was never designed to be. The neighbor never pressed charges, knowing that the kids hour long sit there while paramedics removed the kickstand from the bike then transported him off butt in the air was good enough, not to mention that a 1/4 of the town was there taking pictures and laughing, all knowing who he was and that he rightfully deserved it. The story ran the next day in the paper, photo and all. Apparently it took quite a bit of surgery to remove it as they were affraid of infection or something, I don't remember. I do however that to this day the man is known as "Kickstand" across the whole town and is a common drinking story when old friends get together once or twice a year over the holidays.
 
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Taurus357 said:
GOVT1911 said:
mekender said:
Wolf said:
That hurt watching it and I don't even have a set!

Although! I used to date a guy who lost one jumping a fence after a previous girlfriend's father walked in on them. He never did shake the nick name "One Nut."
wow, worst i ever did was drop my wallet on the kitchen floor while running from an angry father. didnt help when he showed up at my parents house at 10 pm and started yelling at me... man mom was pissed... dad was kinda proud though 8)
Wow, most of the time ya gotta pay BEFORE the "transaction", not on the way out! :p
Burrnnnn
BURN

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I can beat that. When I was much younger my brother and I used to spend a week at our aunt and uncles with our three younger cousins. Well one summer we had to go to the hospital along with the oldest to get some stitches out. Seems he and his younger brother had been jumping on the bed in their underwear when he was kicked while up in the air and took a bad bounce, flying off the bed and hitting the wall and window frame. Unfortunately they had those nice windows that cranked out with the handle and the handle was on there, and he managed to tear his sack after hanging there for a brief second I'm sure, got six stitches out of that ordeal. :lol:
 
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Wraith04 said:
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I can beat that. When I was much younger my brother and I used to spend a week at our aunt and uncles with our three younger cousins. Well one summer we had to go to the hospital along with the oldest to get some stitches out. Seems he and his younger brother had been jumping on the bed in their underwear when he was kicked while up in the air and took a bad bounce, flying off the bed and hitting the wall and window frame. Unfortunately they had those nice windows that cranked out with the handle and the handle was on there, and he managed to tear his sack after hanging there for a brief second I'm sure, got six stitches out of that ordeal. :lol:
Man that would suck bad.
When in middle school we had a guy that jumped on another guys back. Well there was a pencil in that guys back pocket sticking sharpened end up and sure enough it went into the other guy and they had to take him to the hospital. Now we were in like the 3rd or 4th grade, so I don't think we ever really found out what they did or how it turned out but we all saw it happen.

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That has got to be one of the funniest things I have heard. That would suck to have that nickname but the person who thought that up should get some kind of prize. You just don't get a classic one like that too often.
 
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One of my buddies lost one of his testes to cancer years ago, luckily they caught it quick. Buttttt, we are all a bunch of smart-asses so the one ball knicknames came everyday for a while. I tried for years to get vanity plates for his slammed pro-street 70 Chevy truck that said 1HNGLOW but he never would.

A pic for uni-ball. :lol:
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