What all the detractors are missing is how this is the PERFECT SOLUTION to the illegal immigration problem. After we build "Berlin Wall II" and rig claymores all over it, then we use RFID chips on us, our persons, our possessions (damned eeeleguls are everywhere!) with this big neato database. Let em try a bellerin' Allahu akhbar with THAT in place! We can tie it in to Patriot Act compliance and use it if Bush, er, Clinton, uh, Obama, oh whoever it is... needs to suspend the constitution, habeas corpus and posse comitatus like all them neat little presidential directives (we call em "executive orders" you know, like the man said "stoke of the pen, law of the land, pretty cool"). I mean, it is the govenment's JOB to protect us all, isn't it?
That way, the government can track them, uh, us, uh, well, you know what I mean. I feel safer already!
Sorry, I have to go. Alex Jones is coming on the radio and you know I never miss a show.