[Cowboysfan]

Actually I shaved it all off for the summer this past weekend. Just as I have the last few years.

Although my beard was probably the cleanest and best smelling section of my body. It was shampoo'd, conditioned, and given beard oil daily.

Unless someone can lick their own a**, I can't figure out how you would get poo in it unless you eat sh*t. I don't eat sh*t, and while I may wish I could bend in such a way to get my mouth in a certain position, I can't lick my a**.

Courtesy flush, especially in the pressure toilets