[Guest]

Have you ever even spoken to the guy about it? I didn't see in your original posting where you'd told him how you feel about it. I have found that most neighborhood disputes could be resolved by talking rather than just getting pissed off and saying nothing....or playing dirty tricks on each other.
If that doesn't work, I'd be more than happy to ride down with Moose, JJ, & 2Offroad to "hang out" at your place the next time he's doing yardwork

E I so needed that today, I cracked up, Big Black guy Really Extra Evil EBR, Suppressed and lots of go juice. Just supervising yard work. That is a mental image.

Could have me, you, Curt, Mark and NOI.....all 6'4"+ dudes supervising his work

 

[snal]

Could have me, you, Curt, Mark and NOI.....all 6'4"+ dudes supervising his work

I'm 6'...155lbs...you could use me for bait to get the guy across the property line. I bruise easy, but my bones are like rubber!

 

[Neuromax]

round up in water balloons tossed over the fence would work, "not sure what those dead spots are"

 

[mekender]

Could have me, you, Curt, Mark and NOI.....all 6'4"+ dudes supervising his work

I'm 6'...155lbs...you could use me for bait to get the guy across the property line. I bruise easy, but my bones are like rubber!

5'9 with a face full of whiskers that would scare a bear... im in!

 

[Wahoo95]

round up in water balloons tossed over the fence would work, "not sure what those dead spots are"

Now that's just down right dirty! You must have gotten that idea from one of those How To Get Even Dirty Tricks books

 

[mekender]

salt water sprayed over the fence would work too...

 

[Caesar_Mikey]

Well I am going to call rowan tomarrow I went over to that side today and he has about a 6 foot peace of pipe off his down spout pointing right at my house and when it rains no wonder I have problems with flooring in my basement. I live down the hill from him.

 

[Taurus357]

Well here it is I dont have but one tree in my yard. The guy next door racks all his leafs to the road then takes his lawn mower and pushes them in front of my yard so that when cars go down the road the go in my yard. Last year this yankee (____I____) racked all h is leafs and put them in my ditch so I went and put them right back in his yard.

Whats the law on this? Cause its getting to the ponit where I am getting pushed to far for never doing anything to the guy.(BTW the other guy next to him has called the cops on him a few times)

Don't worry about what the law is. Do like I do. I stand outside and none of my neighbors ever need to wonder what is going through my head. If someone is doing something stupid or pissing me off I verbally say so. My wife hates it but I have neighbors who love me and some that friggin despise me. Kind of like here :twisted:

Voice your thoughts. Stand out there when he does it and say out loud " what an Asshat" and then stare at him. If you want I will come and we can discuss what an asshat he is together. Hell, I'll bring 2offroad and jjwestbrook and we will bring leaf blowers and blow all the leaves back in his yard for ya.

I want in on this! And I dcan bring as many truck loads of pine straw as you need! I seriously can fill several dump trucks full of the stuff with what's in mine and neighbors yards, then the woods behind the houses. We burn a pile about the size of a golf cart. I'm all about being an ass when someone is obviously being an idiot and think they can get away with it because no one will say something. Honestly I'd rake it all onto his porch infront of his door with a note taped to the front door saying "this belongs to you"

 

[Taurus357]

Use the RoundUp to write a message in his front yard, the gift that keeps on giving.

Nice.

Rock salt works even better. Do it before you go on vacation, takes a day or so for it to kill the grass. The more they water, the more they dilute the salt causing more and more damage spreading the dead grass message. Good stuff!

 

[Lafayette Gregory]

Well I was thinking last night. If I round up his yard yeah it would be fun but he could call the cops and starts some stuff. So I think I am going to wait till he is at work pull my fence down and paint his side like a big rainbow and put GAY YANKEE on there. Gay meaning happy of coures and the let him try and paint it call the cops. And do it the USA way. Hit him in the wallet.

The trick to the roundup thing is simply to wear gloves, use HIS sprayer, cut the soles off of a pair of boots that are 2 sizes smaller than yours and glue them to the bottom of your boots, then place the empty roundup container in HIS trashcan.

How come I get this image of the cow thief in Mayberry when I read your post. :lol: :lol:

 

[snal]

How come I get this image of the cow thief in Mayberry when I read your post.

You didn't think that I was smart enough to come up with that on my own did you? :lol:

I'm impressed!...I thought that I was one of the few that remember that episode!
"Why make a big milage out of the whole thing...the less people know about the better" (one of my all time favorite "Barney" quotes)

 

[Zero]

The next time he puts his leafs in you yard, PM me and I'll come over and help you rake them into cheap bags and we'll pile them in front of his door and put little cuts in the bags so when he moves them they tear.

 

[Caesar_Mikey]

OK today all day at work I was mad and my couson (who lives with me) was like let it be dont worry about it. Well we got home and he went to the mail back and cam back in mad as hell. The guy came up to him and said that when we sprayed the fence (we rolled it) we got over spray on his house and he was going to kick our ass if we didnt watch it. So of couse we took the right route and called the cops lol. We told him about how he was. So he went and talked to him and told him he was causeing problems with all the people around here. And the cop said the thing that proved it was the guys wife was behind him shanking her head like yes I told you.

The cop told him to get a rake and get all the leafs out of my yard :lol:

But I told the cop to just tell him not to worry about it just dont let it happen again. Had to defuse it. I work all day. He doesnt and if I would have got him like that we would kill my dog and I would have to kill him.(i love my dog) . Or key my truck.

So I think I have a win on my side.

 

[mekender]

well now that the law is involved... do not take ANYTHING into your own hands... start keeping logs and documentatio of EVERYTHING that happens...

and if he so much as lets a fart drift from hs living room to your yard, you better call him on it...

if not, he can do the same and then start saying that you are harassing him.

 

[Caesar_Mikey]

I got the cops name and his number he said call him anytime.

 

[Guest]

. Honestly I'd rake it all onto his porch infront of his door with a note taped to the front door saying "this belongs to you"

Lol, nice. that would be pretty funny to see him come to the door and be like WTF is going on with all these damned leaves.

 

[Caesar_Mikey]

be nice if I could find someone that works to the city to put a pile over his house. Maybe I should call jackass that would be a good one.

 

[Lafayette Gregory]

OK- Its a rake! I keep getting a mental picture of the guy holding his wife's by the ankles and pushing her boobs across the leaf scattreed yard. :lol: :lol:

 

[Guest]

OK- Its a rake! I keep getting a mental picture of the guy holding his wife's by the ankles and pushing her boobs across the leaf scattreed yard. :lol: :lol:

I'm all for that. If that is what is going on down at CM's I am so ready for a road trip.

 

[112]

OK- Its a rake! I keep getting a mental picture of the guy holding his wife's by the ankles and pushing her boobs across the leaf scattreed yard. :lol: :lol:

I'm all for that. If that is what is going on down at CM's I am so ready for a road trip.

I'll bring the brews :lol: