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The hunter in Walmart

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  1. Tailhunter

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    Stopped by to pick up some 9v batteries. Always check out the ammo supply, so in that direction I was headed.
    I noticed a guy peering thru the men's underwear watching a group of females of the below the southern border variety. So I figured lets play a little game.
    Seek the seeker.
    He is in perfect disguise. Hoody, pants so low his whole butt is hanging out, long dreadlocks to the lower back.
    He was rather short so his ability to hide behind clothes racks was greatly enhanced.
    This guy is smart. Marketing his look in security.
    Around the store we went.
    Had to pick up some meds for the shoulder and the pharmacy was closed for lunch.
    What else is there to do in Wally World then people watch.
     
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    So you were scoping out a guy at Walmart, huh?

    Not that there's anything wrong with that. Well maybe...

    ;)
     
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    You should have pulled your CWP badge and held him until an assistant manager arrived to interrogate him.
     
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    You perverts will never find anything just funny.
     
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    I'm finding this thread very funny!
     
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    I guess you had to be there. :cool:
     
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    I've observed myself being watched by security in stores several times over the years. I have always found it amusing.
     
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    I recognize the security guy at my Walmart now. Been shopping their long enough that I remember him as the manager in the sporting goods section.


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    I was walking around Wal-Mart checking out the ladies and noticed some creepy guy carrying 9V batteries following me. I couldn't shake him no matter how many times I ducked into the clothes racks.
     
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    Really kind of glad I wasn't......
     
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    Let's see, which thing is creepier? A guy peeping at women through the men's underwear, or a guy peeping at him? I'm calling it a draw.
     
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    People watching at Wal Mart is a must, otherwise they'll drive you crazy. You gotta have fun with it.
    You gotta know how to play the security too. Best for me is at the ammo counter. Since there's no-one there ever, I look up at the camera with a shrug like where the hell are you and start pointing at the glass cabinet. Usually at about 50 seconds and someone shows up with the key.
     
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    LOL. I usually walk right up to him/her and ask if I can help them with anything. Embarrasses the h3ll out of my wife, which is part of the fun.
     
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    I was going to wait for them to walk into a blind isle. I'd then tell them they were being watched by security. Figured if they didn't speak or understand English very well then it wouldn't end on a positive note, so I trashed that idea.
     
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    You'd have thought he'd have heard me laughing when I walked by him and his droopy pants. I thought if this guy has to chase these poor woman it's gunna get funny.
     
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    Hope you got yourself a belt while you were there.
     
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    I sense jealousy. Must have been imposing on tailhunters territory, the underwear section. Primitive instinct kicking in, watching your competition.
     
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    You want to have a lot of fun? Go into the changing room and then call out in a loud voice..."Hey! Can someone get me some toilet paper!?"
     

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