Whether Conservative, Liberal or Labour , I think
> you'll get a kick out of this!
> A little boy goes to his
> dad and asks, 'What is Politics?'
> Dad says, 'Well son, let
> me try to explain it this way:
> I am the head of the
> family, so call me The Prime Minister.
> Your mother is the
> administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.
> We are here to take care
> of your needs, so we will call you the People.
> The nanny, we will
> consider her the Working Class.
> And your baby brother,
> we will call him the Future.
> Now think about that and
> see if it makes sense.'
> So the little boy goes
> off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
> Later that night, he
> hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on
> him.
> He finds that the baby
> has severely soiled his nappy.
> So the little boy goes
> to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep.
> Not wanting to wake her,
> he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he
> peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny..
> He gives up and goes back to bed.
> The next morning, the
> little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand
> the concept of politics now. '
> The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what
> you think politics is all about.'
> The little boy replies, 'The Prime Minister is screwing the
> Working Class while the
> Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored
> and the Future is in deep ****.'
> you'll get a kick out of this!
> A little boy goes to his
> dad and asks, 'What is Politics?'
> Dad says, 'Well son, let
> me try to explain it this way:
> I am the head of the
> family, so call me The Prime Minister.
> Your mother is the
> administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.
> We are here to take care
> of your needs, so we will call you the People.
> The nanny, we will
> consider her the Working Class.
> And your baby brother,
> we will call him the Future.
> Now think about that and
> see if it makes sense.'
> So the little boy goes
> off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
> Later that night, he
> hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on
> him.
> He finds that the baby
> has severely soiled his nappy.
> So the little boy goes
> to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep.
> Not wanting to wake her,
> he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he
> peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny..
> He gives up and goes back to bed.
> The next morning, the
> little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand
> the concept of politics now. '
> The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what
> you think politics is all about.'
> The little boy replies, 'The Prime Minister is screwing the
> Working Class while the
> Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored
> and the Future is in deep ****.'
