I speak just enough Portuguese to pick up "you either turn that SOB loose or I'll cut your arms off at the shoulder."

 

That thing had a full belly.. maybe he was trying to rescue last weeks client

 

I'm thinking I should anonymously send the ex-wife on an all expense paid Brazilian Jungle Tour.

 

In my younger days, I could see myself being dumb enough to mess with the snake, but as soon as it brushed against the boat, I'd have lost control of my innerds. That's medical talk for "poo control."

A friend and I were playing with a manatee on the St. Johns River one day from a canoe. It finally had enough of us and decided to dive deeper. One strong flick of its huge tail rocked the canoe and smacked the underside of it. At that point, I decided we were a little too close for comfort (ours...not its). On that same canoe trip, we were lucky enough to spot a mama gator sitting on a nest of eggs...which we just had to mess with too. Thankfully we kept our distance with that one, but she didn't like us smacking the water with our paddles. She split the ~30 yards between us in the blink of an eye. I've yet to see any other man-powered canoe get up on plane like we did!

 

Look,

I do not mess with stuff like this. That snake was chillin on the river side. I would of left him chillin on that side, or any other side. I do not take a ore or a stick and poke stuff like that.

 

Look,

I do not mess with stuff like this. That snake was chillin on the river side. I would of left him chillin on that side, or any other side. I do not take a ore or a stick and poke stuff like that.

Yeah but are you really sure you wouldn't want to poke a snake, that had a "knot" in his belly aboooooout the size of a human? I mean that sounds like a once in a lifetime opportunity

 

A freaking Nopesnake from Nopetopia.

 

If anyone I know is not missing I would let it ride.

not worth my time man. Hell how dumb do you have to be to get eaten by one of these things? not all people are worth saving anyhow.

John

 

If anyone I know is not missing I would let it ride.

not worth my time man. Hell how dumb do you have to be to get eaten by one of these things? not all people are worth saving anyhow.

John

I once lost my phone while talking to my wife on it...

 

I once lost my phone while talking to my wife on it...

Stay out of the Amazon basin.

 

Stay out of the Amazon basin.

Exactly

 

I speak just enough Portuguese to pick up "you either turn that SOB loose or I'll cut your arms off at the shoulder."

........ Thats pretty funny lol

 

A freaking Nopesnake from Nopetopia.

Hahahahahaha!

 

That anaconda don't want none.........

cause it's full.

 

If anyone I know is not missing I would let it ride.

not worth my time man. Hell how dumb do you have to be to get eaten by one of these things? not all people are worth saving anyhow.

John

Yep, screw it, I've got enough friends!

 

Allrightythen!

 

 

I speak just enough Portuguese to pick up "you either turn that SOB loose or I'll cut your arms off at the shoulder."

I can't speak Portuguese, but I figured he was saying something like "Hey y'all, hold my beer and watch this!"

 

This is why we don't go to Brazil

And.......... this is why we still sometimes do....

 

And.......... this is why we still sometimes do....

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There's more ass here than in the entire mine field...and that's saying something.

 

And.......... this is why we still sometimes do....

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..uh, why is we don't go to Brazil, I forgot what started this thread...

 

F. That.

 

I once lost my phone while talking to my wife on it...

was that a confession?

 

I think it was a Loch Ness Monster.

Id thrown the annoying yabbering dude and chick in.

 

And.......... this is why we still sometimes do....

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I was all prepared to jump in this thread and proclaim that this is why Dcgallim recommended drypowder to go down there and I was ready and willing to tag right along and offer my assistance to dry while he was down there. But you had to beat me to it and steal my thunder.