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To soon??

1.9K views 31 replies 23 participants last post by  premise  
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My wife made me get the Christmas tree out today. Smh the things I allow.
 
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We were driving past a mall once some years ago when my kids were maybe 4 and 8, and the mall had the Christmas decorations up well before Thanksgiving. My 8 year old started singing this little ditty he invented right there in the car. You had to be there, but it went like this...
*sung in the nasally cadence of an 8 year old male*...

"It's Christmas in July, we're gonna celebrate till we die..."
 
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Exactly, and it's time for the airing of grievances. IMO, Cowboysfan should kick it off with, "Just why in the hell did I have to put up a Christmas tree mid-October."
 
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If she makes you put the tree up this early she should be rocking some nasty Frdericks of Hollywood stuff, not some
Sunday school teacher Victoria Secret outfit. And make it very clear to her that you WILL be receiving a new Wilson Combat 1911, Noveske AR or custom long range rifle from Santa. Dammit.
 
#28 ·
If she makes you put the tree up this early she should be rocking some nasty Frdericks of Hollywood stuff, not some
Sunday school teacher Victoria Secret outfit. And make it very clear to her that you WILL be receiving a new Wilson Combat 1911, Noveske AR or custom long range rifle from Santa. Dammit.
I like all you said.