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You have wiped with something other than TP (ripped off sleeve, sock, leaf...)
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Check, check (though it was daytime)
Have at least one knife or gunshot wound.
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Doing something helpful for someone with no expectation of acknowledgement, praise, or money. Just because it was the moral and right thing to do.
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Admit you made a mistake regardless of embarrassment or repercussions....You admit you owned it.
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Being a working faithful husband and father. Teaching your sons to be the same
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have sex with a fat chic, cause fat chics need love too.
Dang and I was doing so good.
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Admit you made a mistake regardless of embarrassment or repercussions....You admit you owned it.
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Being a working faithful husband and father. Teaching your sons to be the same
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have sex with a fat chic, cause fat chics need love too.
Dang and I was doing so good.
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All of the above I'm there, except I still got all my digits.
Here's one for ya, stitched up a wound on yourself.
(x2 for me.......)
Cauterized a wound on yourself (or in my case I had somebody do it while another friend held my arm down).
It takes a real friend to cauterize a cut for ya...................and a good bit of ;tequilla to work your way up to it.
Here's one for ya, stitched up a wound on yourself.
(x2 for me.......)Cauterized a wound on yourself (or in my case I had somebody do it while another friend held my arm down).
It takes a real friend to cauterize a cut for ya..........
.........and a good bit of ;tequilla to work your way up to it.
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Wow! I'm not doing so good. No gunshot/knife wounds. No scars at all. No time in Jail. All my digits.
You guys are crazy ;tequilla
You guys are crazy ;tequilla
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I've done all of the above (some a few times *coughing...fat chicks*) except for some of TRguy's.
....Unless you've run an IV on yourself to cure a hangover
....Have a picture of yourself next the charred remains of a vehicle you were driving as it exploded.
....Unless you've run an IV on yourself to cure a hangover
....Have a picture of yourself next the charred remains of a vehicle you were driving as it exploded.
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Check and check...........unfortunately.
I used to work in group homes...........and after you've broken your back and laid in bed for 3 days on heavy painkillers you'll do anything at all to be able to take a dump. Trust me........
You win...........LOL
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I wasn't going to start it but...
unless you have had an RPG, RPK, AK47 and 82mm mortar fired at you in the same day
(never been in a vehicle that was hit, so I had to post something lol)
unless you have had an RPG, RPK, AK47 and 82mm mortar fired at you in the same day
(never been in a vehicle that was hit, so I had to post something lol)
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I would vomit.
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A man should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.
-Robert A. Heinlein
-Robert A. Heinlein
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ride a bike with no handle bars?
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