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Wings of Gold 1990
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Youve spent a night in jail.



next
 

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Hmm, Im one for two and its the messier one. I dont know how I kept myself out of the first through high school and college, Its either my BSing ability or the fact if you start chasing me I can move pretty quick.
 

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Doing something helpful for someone with no expectation of acknowledgement, praise, or money. Just because it was the moral and right thing to do.

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Admit you made a mistake regardless of embarrassment or repercussions....You admit you owned it.

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Being a working faithful husband and father. Teaching your sons to be the same

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have sex with a fat chic, cause fat chics need love too.

Dang and I was doing so good.

 

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All of the above I'm there, except I still got all my digits.



Here's one for ya, stitched up a wound on yourself. :) (x2 for me.......)

Cauterized a wound on yourself (or in my case I had somebody do it while another friend held my arm down).

It takes a real friend to cauterize a cut for ya..........:).........and a good bit of ;tequilla to work your way up to it.
 

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Wow! I'm not doing so good. No gunshot/knife wounds. No scars at all. No time in Jail. All my digits.

You guys are crazy ;tequilla
 

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I've done all of the above (some a few times *coughing...fat chicks*) except for some of TRguy's.


....Unless you've run an IV on yourself to cure a hangover

....Have a picture of yourself next the charred remains of a vehicle you were driving as it exploded.
 

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Not a man till you have both given and received an enema.

Just sayin...
Check and check...........unfortunately.

I used to work in group homes...........and after you've broken your back and laid in bed for 3 days on heavy painkillers you'll do anything at all to be able to take a dump. Trust me........

I've done all of the above (some a few times *coughing...fat chicks*) except for some of TRguy's.

....Unless you've run an IV on yourself to cure a hangover

....Have a picture of yourself next the charred remains of a vehicle you were driving as it exploded.
You win...........LOL
 

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I wasn't going to start it but...

unless you have had an RPG, RPK, AK47 and 82mm mortar fired at you in the same day :)

(never been in a vehicle that was hit, so I had to post something lol)
 

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Unless.... You've reached over and grabbed your cup that you were drinking out of and took a big ole swig and swallow, and then realized you just gulped down a few ounces from your spittoon that was sitting nearby.
 

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Unless.... You've reached over and grabbed your cup that you were drinking out of and took a big ole swig and swallow, and then realized you just gulped down a few ounces from your spittoon that was sitting nearby.
I would vomit.
 

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A man should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.

-Robert A. Heinlein
 
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